2006-12-12 09:30:45 · 20 answers · asked by kate 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
*sigh*
When my now-husband and I first started dating, he would spend the night at my house, but he has a bad back so he would sleep on the floor. Well, I woke up one morning and had completely forgotten that he was on my floor and I tore off the LOUDEST LONGEST fart ever heard (you know, the MORNING FART?). The second it was done my eyes shot open and "omigod, he's on my floor still!" shot through my head. With my eyes as big as saucers I leaned over the edge of the bed, hoping that he was still asleep. There he lay, with his eyes as big as mine, and I knew he was thinking "how in God's name did something that loud come out of her tiny little body?!" But then he came up into the bed and said "that was sooo cute!" **snort** I should have known that moment that something was wrong with that man!
2006-12-12 09:37:41 · answer #1 · answered by concretebrunette 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm a large sucker for humanities & crafts. Scrapbooking is my widespread - you adult males ought to do commence a scrapbook with a web page about one yet another - (ie- you could make a web page about her, and she can make a web page about you) and then provide them to at least one yet another! when you're literally not into scrapbooking, there are a kind of different artwork initiatives at Michael's & AC Moore. perhaps you should even carry out the little youngster in one yet another and finger paint! Arts & crafts are continuously relaxing, too, because you could pop in a DVD of your widespread tutor - and watch even as crafting. do not ignore the pizza and soda! have relaxing!!
2016-11-30 12:07:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I was making my first meal for him , and it was a grand meatloaf with everything to go with it , ok I took the hamburger out of the wrapper and everything was going fine I thought , so everything was done and we sat down to eat this great dinner and he started looking funny as he was pulling something out of his mouth and I looked scared what the heck was it ? Oh I found out it was the butcher paper that the meat was wrapped up in ,ha ha , ha well I can laugh now but I sure wasnt then .
2006-12-12 09:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by janice a 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
After eating out one night, I wet my pants trying to open the front door because I misplaced the keys.
2006-12-12 09:36:06 · answer #4 · answered by seek_fulfill 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i slid down the stairs in his house and landed on my butt at the bottom with one of his friends there. wouldn't have been too bad if it were just him but his friend was there too. they were both making a big deal about it and asking me if i was okay. if they had just laughed and then let it be i might have been okay. that's about it. passing gas is not that embarassing as we all do it.
2006-12-12 09:34:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tripped down some stairs!! It was by far the most embarrassing thing i have ever done!
2006-12-12 09:33:33 · answer #6 · answered by Chocolate Beauty 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You know, after I turned 30, was married, divorce, and dated lots of new guys...I learned that nothing is that embarrassing. Trust me. We are all only human, and you learn to laugh at your weird moments.
2006-12-12 09:33:04 · answer #7 · answered by nottashygirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hit their mother while on skis, and she is holding a video camera! Ouch that hurt, but what hurt more was how embarrassed I was!!
2006-12-12 09:34:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once my wifes ex came by drunk and demanded property that belonged to his son who had moved to florida six years before.He became indignant with me and I told him to get out or I would put him out. We got into a fist fight over it and he got knocked over the porch railing into the rose bushes and my dog jumped him and tore the seat out of his pants so I went from kicking his azz to saving it from my dog. He never would speak to me after that one.
2006-12-12 09:38:28 · answer #9 · answered by Mad Dog Johnson 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dancing in the kitchen thinking he might be watching the tv and not me!
zits attention
burping is a given(for both of us)
smell my own knickers(just checking, :))
my toenails
and yet all these things haven't changed the way he sees me, not one bit!:)
2006-12-12 09:35:08 · answer #10 · answered by florence 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋