As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex the husband puts his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table.
One night while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the bank to the floor where it smashes.
To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there are handfuls of five and ten dollar bills.
He asks his wife what's up.
"Well," she replied, "Not everyone is as cheap as you are."
2006-12-12 09:29:45 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahah what a **** hahahahahahhaha Wow that was so Funny. You made me cry.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-12 11:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by LIZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very funny just like most of your jokes! Have you ever thought of putting them into a book and making yourself some cash? I am sure they would sell. Ps can I have a copy for suggesting it?
2006-12-12 17:35:27 · answer #2 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he found 50 one dollar bills and he said who's the cheap ba.stard that paid one dollar?
she said - all of them
2006-12-12 17:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by al p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That just goes to prove you get what you pay for, or
the other saying is :
Buy cheap, buy twice ! hahahahaha
2006-12-12 18:44:32 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, very funny.
2006-12-14 00:08:49 · answer #5 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a titter from me.
2006-12-12 17:32:39 · answer #6 · answered by uk_lad_2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another thumbs up x
2006-12-12 17:35:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ya thats pretty good
2006-12-12 17:32:01 · answer #8 · answered by theburlaces 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shes doing well
2006-12-12 18:05:22 · answer #9 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah pretty funny
2006-12-12 17:48:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋