If buttered toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on it's feet......,?

Question

what would happen if you buttered the back of a cat and dropped it out of a window?

Answer 1

A cat has 9 lives. Toast doesn't !

Answer 2

the cat would land on it's feet and then lick the butter of its back, you'd be left with dry toast to eat

Answer 3

The cat's feet would never touch the ground,
the buttered side would never smudge the pavement,
the cosmos could not abide the resolution of this paradox.
Just in we will never see the face of god,
that a black hole will ever remain a mystery
this cat would fall forever, and take the world with it.

Answer 4

What if you just threw the toast out the window, unbuttered? Would it land right side up?

The buttered cat would land on its feet..

Answer 5

That depends on the skill of the cat.

Buttered toast lands butter side down because of physics, cats land on their feat because they choose too, and do so through reacting.

An odinary cat woudl land on its feet, a retarded cat would probabley land on its face.

Answer 6

If you buttered the back of a cat you wouldn't need to throw it out of the window it would prob go on its own accord!!!!taking the curtains with it!!
you would prob need medical attention for laserations!!!

Answer 7

I think the cat will still land on its feet.

Answer 8

Hang on let me just get the cat

Answer 9

if you threw the toast AND cat out which would land first??

Answer 10

it would float!!! and then cause a flaw in the universe and it would split causing a time and space continuum.

or

murphys laws mostly there for the laughs so the cat would probablly die in the fall if there is enough height.