A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to a prospective buyer. As they walked along a fence line, the buyer saw bee hives and stopped. He said, "Those hives are pretty close to the road."
The farmer explained that the bees just made honey and have never stung anyone.
The buyer felt unsure about the sale until he proposed that he be tied to a nearby tree, naked, overnight. If he was stung once he would get the farm for free, but if he wasn't stung then he would pay the farmer double the price.
The farmer agreed and tied the now naked man to the tree.
The next morning the farmer saw the man leaning over and very pale.
"Oh no!" the farmer thought, "He got stung and now I have to give him the farm!"
As he reached the man he gently shook him and asked where he got stung and if he needed a doctor.
"No, no, I'm okay," gasped the naked man, "I'll pay you double for the farm, but doesn't that damn calf have a mother?"
2006-12-12 09:01:32 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny! :-)
2006-12-12 09:06:57 · answer #1 · answered by Minniex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10 x
2006-12-12 09:12:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO It took me a sec to think about the punchline, but that's a good one
2006-12-12 09:05:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. i laughed for about 1 minute straight.
2006-12-12 09:08:20 · answer #4 · answered by Fat girl. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol but why didnt he kick the calf
2006-12-12 09:09:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again ewwwww, but very funny though.
2006-12-12 09:18:34 · answer #6 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The scenario is so implausible I find it difficult to suspend disbelief.
Not that funny.
Well told, though.
2006-12-12 09:04:58 · answer #7 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahaha my belly really hurts now, after all the chuckling
2006-12-12 09:11:11 · answer #8 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea i toought so keep um coming
2006-12-12 09:04:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, good on yer Ploppy !!!!!!!
2006-12-12 09:04:42 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what i would call an all night cafe
2006-12-12 09:08:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋