Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast of Japan when the male whale looks up and sees the whaling ship that killed his father five years before. Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's death, the male whale says to the female "Let's go underneath the ship and blow air through our blow holes. That ought to knock their boat over, and make them think twice about killing innocent whales." The female whale agrees, and the plan works perfectly.
Once the whaling ship has completely sunk, the male whale notices that most of the sailors are making their way back to the shore by either swimming or in lifeboats. Not willing to let them get away so easily, the male whale yells "They're going to shore -- Let's go gobble them up!"
Just then, the female whale becomes less cooperative: "Look", she says, "I agreed to the bl0w job, but there is NO WAY I'm swallowing seamen!"
2006-12-12 08:59:23 · 26 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that iz FUNNNNY!!!
ploppy pants, dude, or who ever u r, all of ur jokes r extremely funny!!!!
2006-12-12 10:18:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not think it is typical, females are always looking for ways to make themselves more beautiful. Protein is the way, it makes beautiful long shiney hair, long beautiful nails, and its easy to digest and non fat, I don't understand why she wouldn't swallow the seamen. Oh well the joke was really cute........I enjoyed it Thanks : )
2006-12-12 17:14:07 · answer #2 · answered by sweetpea 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is just topical of a female take all the playing around but cant swallow the results
2006-12-12 17:05:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a roll again lmao 10/10 x
2006-12-12 17:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real rib tickler
2006-12-12 17:29:36 · answer #5 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as always so funny, i'm gonna have to stop reading your jokes at work your gonna get me fired for laughing out loud
2006-12-12 17:03:22 · answer #6 · answered by cutthroat_mako 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee very funny...yes typical female.
2006-12-12 17:05:20 · answer #7 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. Nice pun.
2006-12-12 17:07:11 · answer #8 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOTALLY!!
~from two typical females
2006-12-12 17:12:08 · answer #9 · answered by Suhmanthuhh(: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Its funny to me
2006-12-12 17:03:26 · answer #10 · answered by Kim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋