what's the most interesting place you've ever toileted?

Question

referring to my previous question about toileting, I wondered if y'all'd have any interesting toileting experiences?

my most interesting toileting experience was in kenya most toilets there are just a hole in the ground usually surrounded by a cubicle.

on this particular occasion i'd just done my business & come out before the biggest spider looking thing came out it was white all over, it looked like a walking octopus with its head on top, of a scrotum like underbelly, all white and between the head and that scrotum sprouted legs. there were about 8 of us who witnessed it. needless to say we all ran a very long way away, then called adults who killed it and then pronounced it as ''just harmless''

saying that, my dad went to the bog once in a similar toilet only to smell a very large snake in the inside roof of the cubicle. if he'd have looked up and not backed up slowly i would have never been born he says.

do you have any embarrassing/dangerous/otherwise interesting...

Answer 1

Through my pants and jeans in the middle of Tescos a few months back.

God bless Xenical.

Fortunately I had a jacket on so I tied it around my waist as I hurriedly left the shop.

Answer 2

A few years a go a friend of mine turned up to work without her uniform. When I asked why she went red. I eventually found out she had been out the night before with her boyfriend. This bloke had woken up in the night thought he had gone to the toilet and hadn't. She woke up to find him going all over his keyboard then her uniform and a bit in the corner of the room. He then tried to get back into bed with her soaking wet. lol Surely he was doing it in his sleep?

Answer 3

I had been to a party, on our way home I was busting for a wee, there were four of us in the car, so the driver pulled over, it was dark and i was desperate. I got out the car walked a short distance and dropped my drawers. A couple of seconds later I had headlights shining on me (from the car I had been in) and there I was in someones front garden under their living room window with my knickers round my ankles and the only full moon happening was ME!!! Thank god I was drunk.

Answer 4

In a Park in Japan. Used a hole in a cement floor. I'm female. No toilet paper available. I wondered if they used their clothes, hand or what. My Japanese friend met me at the door and handed me a cloth handkerchief, thank goodness.

Answer 5

I once nearly weed on top of a sleeping snake in Australia.

Oh, and I forgot, when I was little I weed in a cardboard box in our spare room because my dad was so long in the bathroom.

Answer 6

at night interior the process a park wer any a million walking previous might desire to work out, 2 blokes walking a canine walked previous and basically stared lol the two this, or on my m8s mattress room floor wile she replaced into in mattress tryin 2 sleep lol

Answer 7

I once had the runs and ran home from school only to find that my mother wasn't home. I lifted my dress and sat on the windowledge on the porch and let her go.....the stain is stilll there to this day! Of course my next door neighbor was watching.

Answer 8

LOL.. i was on a road trip when i was younger and i had to poo real bad and i have a cup from McDonalds with some soda in it. ANd ther goes the cup. ;-) if you know what i mean, ooh and i left it in the cup holder !!!

Answer 9

i had a wee on a ladder outside liverpool uni student uni between to skips
class !

Answer 10

I swam out to sea to empty my bowels once and trying to swim away from the "floater" was not easy
.