I did last night,we talked about stuff he said he loves sports.Mostly football his favorite are the Raiders,and NASCAR he likes Jeff Gordon don't ask me why since Gordon is a f^g.Then he said baseball and Republicans are nothing but a stack of crap.I agreed with him.Jesus hates conservatives too.Wow i thought to myself about that.But he also stated that he loves Mel Gibson,because he is trying to tell everyone the truth by saying its the Jew mans fault and it is. Also Jesus told me he has a nice 150" HDTV and a PS3,XBox 360, and a Nintendo Wii, wish i could go to his house, but he told me i had to wait until my time came. He also said he has been in a stable relationship with a woman for 723 years.And in Heaven he has 14 kids. He did say his father isn't doing well and has been sick for the past few years due to the fact that Bush has been president and that there were actually people who would vote for such a joke.He told me about his pets he has an Iguana and fish. He then had to
2006-12-12 08:45:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You are on some serious drugs man.
2006-12-12 08:57:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was no, football, nascar, HDTV, PS3, or XBox360, when Jesus was alive.
2006-12-12 16:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by Maus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes. when I was at church camp. He told me to start shouting. And when I did he filled me with the Holy Ghost.
2006-12-12 16:50:42 · answer #3 · answered by godsapostolic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you smoking? That wasn't Jesus, that was the postal worker.
2006-12-12 16:48:22 · answer #4 · answered by Draco Paladin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only when I'm off my meds.
2006-12-12 16:51:38 · answer #5 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have i ever felt like i have been talked to by Jesus?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
2006-12-12 16:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is he the gardener ?
2006-12-12 16:48:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
every tI'me im on the toilet its like a little piece of jesus comes out of me
2006-12-12 16:47:11 · answer #8 · answered by jesus is now atheist 1 · 2⤊ 5⤋