A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?", he asked.
"Yes, I am."
The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."
He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"
"Yes, I am," she said.
"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"
"Yes, I am," his father answered.
The baby motioned him to come closer, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying, "I want you to know that that hurts!"
2006-12-12 08:25:10 · 48 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I liked it. I just pictured the talking baby. But the funniest thing is that the baby poked him 5 times in the head with his index finger which is really the funny part of the joke. Think about it - only five pumps and the size of the baby's index finger LOL really funny
2006-12-12 08:29:38 · answer #1 · answered by sugar_pink_candy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2006-12-12 08:44:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-12 08:35:29 · answer #3 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one think Julia must remember geting a poke in the head
2006-12-12 08:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes a poke does hurt !
2006-12-12 08:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a cute joke. Not the funniest...but cute.
2006-12-12 08:28:14 · answer #6 · answered by La Dee da 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
getting a little better, but this one has been around for a while! Keep it up...I need a good laugh
2006-12-12 08:27:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that dose not sound right if it insinuating what i think it is but i have her of what it is insinuating before i wonder did the baby get G,W,B's brain cells as well as it own
2006-12-12 08:32:02 · answer #8 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really its a very old joke and it wasnt all that funny the first time around
2006-12-12 08:47:47 · answer #9 · answered by KTINA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute!!
2006-12-12 08:26:32 · answer #10 · answered by Ky_bello 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋