Little Red Riding Hood is skipping through the forest on her way to Grandma's house. Suddenly, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of the forest and says, " Your in deep trouble Little Red Riding Hood. I'm going to rip off your clothes and screw you until you faint." With that, Little Red Riding Hood reaches into her basket and pulls out a very large handgun, points it at the Big Bad Wolf and says. "No you're not, you're going to drop to your knees and EAT ME, just like the story says!"
2006-12-12 08:16:36 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh Ploppy, what a dirty mind you have!!! Like that bad old wolf!!! lol
2006-12-12 08:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny,lol
2006-12-12 16:20:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that reminds me of the angela bakers version of red riding hood where she cuts this mans hand off cause he rape her grandmaw and took the hand home it was a paw!...its one of those fu
2006-12-12 16:34:34
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That's the funniest thing I've read this year! I'm in tears right now. The "EAT ME" part just made my day. Thank you!
2006-12-12 16:21:07 · answer #4 · answered by Jim F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-12-12 16:19:28 · answer #5 · answered by Ally 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny in light of the present circumstances
2006-12-12 16:19:05 · answer #6 · answered by km 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-12-12 16:37:00 · answer #7 · answered by michelle p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not one of your best
2006-12-12 16:18:51 · answer #8 · answered by spiegy2000 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did you make that up? or was it a repeat, you bad wolf you. shite joke
2006-12-12 16:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by valda54 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao not bad
2006-12-12 16:21:18 · answer #10 · answered by psycho 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋