2006-12-12 08:13:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...an empty void, staring back at me. It was utter nothingness, and yet it called to me, called to something buried deep, deep in the darkest pit of my soul... or was it the darkest pit of my arm... I can't recall now. Whatever, anyway, that's not the point.
Yes, it called, it beckoned, it drew me in... I was compelled to follow. And so, with much trepidation, I did enter the medicine cabinet, this medicine cabinet of doom... but it was quite small and my diet hadn't been going as well as I'd hoped and I got stuck for a while when I was halfway through... but fortunately the dog came in and bit my butt, understandably mistaking it for a nice juicy ham, and thus gave me the boost I needed to make it through. And thus I entered... THE VOID.
Tune in next week for the next installment of Edgar Allan Poe's, "My parents' medicine cabinet".
2006-12-13 18:09:44 · answer #1 · answered by the last ninja 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I looked in my parents medicine cabinet and to my horror I discovered an expired winning lottery ticket that is wet with lube and toothpaste.
2006-12-12 17:32:33 · answer #2 · answered by cornholio9631 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The mummified remains of your hamster that died 2 months ago? An empty jar with a label that said, Children's' College Fund? All the teeth you had lost when you were a child? Phone numbers to transvestites anonymous?
2006-12-12 08:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by looloo1122 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really old, disgusting products like generic aspirin and "Canoe" that have been in there since 1988. My dad is so cheap, he never gets rid of anything.
2006-12-12 15:03:29 · answer #4 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bomb that said "Agrippina's Present. Detonation time: December 25!"
Lol joking.
2006-12-12 08:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A glue gun, tongue depressers, broken faults teeth, a broken TV remote, viagra and a bloody condom.
2006-12-12 08:39:24 · answer #6 · answered by c w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a penis pump and an artificial vagina right next to the self warming lube.
2006-12-12 08:20:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flavored condoms and a butt plug.
2006-12-12 08:53:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My twin sister in a jar...
2006-12-12 08:48:16 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the proof I was looking for... My parent are siblings!!!
2006-12-13 06:19:15 · answer #10 · answered by Silly Jaro 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋