A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves...
"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"
She said, "No?"
"Well," he spoofed, "down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again."
And she didn't laugh a bit!!! Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing.
The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"
2006-12-12 07:47:14 · 20 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao 10/10 ho ho ho.....merry p*stmas and a bottle of jd..........................
2006-12-12 08:03:27 · answer #1 · answered by chris b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is lovely. But the problem is some times Community Guidelines catch them up. 10 + 2 points chooooooo !!
2016-05-23 15:27:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
The old ones are the best!!
2006-12-12 07:49:48 · answer #3 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old is gold. that sure is funny.i will give u 9/10 good bye for now.
2006-12-12 07:50:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brill that will scar me for waks to come oh well 2 points
2006-12-12 07:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOO FUNNY! Keep the jokes coming.
2006-12-12 07:58:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 8/10
Will remember that for tomorrow
2006-12-12 07:55:16 · answer #7 · answered by mojorainbow1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-12-12 07:51:42 · answer #8 · answered by BuddhaDaddy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
no wonder i can never find them in my size lol
2006-12-12 07:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a rubberish, mean rubbish joke
2006-12-12 07:57:16 · answer #10 · answered by valda54 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow i can't stop laughin i love it. keep em coming
2006-12-12 07:49:42 · answer #11 · answered by Moony Black 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋