man goes to the doctors for his test results and the doc says'i have really bad news you only have 12 hours to live so go and enjoy yourself'
so the man goes home and tells his wife the bad news and says'i thought we could have a nice meal some wine and then go to bed and make love all night long'the wifesays 'oh thats typical of you self self self you dont have to get up for work in the morning do you'
2006-12-12 07:21:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
like it!
2006-12-12 08:49:58 · answer #1 · answered by wendywoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man goes to the doctor and the doctor says he has bad and worse news.
The bad news is that he has 24 hours to live.
The worse new is that he forget to call him yesterday.
2006-12-12 07:24:54 · answer #2 · answered by Gennight42 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you are able to't analyze a guy to a lady. each and each and every is different. yet a guy, and a lady, supplement one yet another. In different words, one guy and one female (at the same time) is one unit. they're a complementary pair.
2016-11-25 23:12:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, sometimes the old ones are the best!
2006-12-12 07:28:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, just like a man.
2006-12-12 07:31:47 · answer #5 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one before still got a giggle
2006-12-12 07:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your getting better!!! keep going
2006-12-12 07:31:46 · answer #7 · answered by El Lobo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fairly old one
2006-12-12 07:26:07 · answer #8 · answered by gerry g 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ohhhhh, what a B*TCH!!! I'd take her with me.
2006-12-12 07:29:19 · answer #9 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmho
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ......... oh you get the point
2006-12-12 07:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋