an irish man went to the doctors with a problem. "Dactor it me ahrse, I'l loike ya to teyhk a look if ya woot".so the Doc gets him to drop his pants. "thats incredible says the Doc, "there's a 20 ound note up here". he eases it out of the mans bottom and then another tenner appears. What do ya want me to do says the Doc." well fur gadnes sake. teyhk it out" says the man. The Doc pulls it out and then another appears, and then another, and then another, etc until finally the last note appears.Ah dactor, tank ya koindly, dats moch batter. " how moch is der den? The doc counts the pile of cash, £1, 999 exactly he says......................................................................
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Ah dat be roight. i knew i wasn't feeling two grand.
2006-12-12 07:21:28 · 11 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHHA!!!
I think you should be the only person allowed to tell jokes on here!!!
Thats the second time you have actually managed to make me laugh out loud!!!
2006-12-12 07:27:57 · answer #1 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh what a cracker lmao 10/10
2006-12-12 16:55:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, a bit hard to understand, but you get the point across nicely.
2006-12-12 15:28:19 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonder who was sticking them in the midden in the first place full marks chris w
2006-12-12 15:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear
its a good job i love you
2006-12-12 16:01:03 · answer #5 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very , very funny LMAO
2006-12-12 15:23:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Chris W keep it up !!!!!!!
2006-12-12 17:09:10 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad is the only word
2006-12-12 15:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by gerry g 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oi loiked it!
2006-12-12 16:11:39 · answer #9 · answered by toolbox 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh ok i get it but...............ok
2006-12-12 15:36:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋