Letter from a Daughter
Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to lope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a railer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!!!
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2006-12-12 07:11:18 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious
2006-12-12 07:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-05 05:42:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still funny even after having seen it before! I just want to know if a 15-year-old really wrote it and whether she lived to tell about it.
2006-12-12 07:29:39 · answer #3 · answered by Ducky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....i kind of used to do that to my mom! One time when I got in a car accident I said "mom, I made a huge mistake i know it will affect the entire family and i'll have to live with the consequences for a long time...." (I made it sound like I was pregnant) Then when I said "I dented the car" she said "oh thank god!" hahahaha works everytime...
2006-12-12 07:13:59 · answer #4 · answered by Sara 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Worth 5 pts!
Almost too good really...might give some kids the wrong idea...
A good alternative to Hallmark though.
2006-12-12 07:16:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious im passing this on to everyone i know i might just even use that the next time my report card comes around
Good job man thumbs up
2006-12-12 12:19:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awww how cute, thats was so cute! that was funny!
You know I should have done that with my parents I could have avoided all the yelling that happened in my house about my reportcards! lol!!!
2006-12-12 07:34:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. I'll have to pass this on to many more people, thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-12 07:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've seen something like this before but this is totally better.
2006-12-12 07:48:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha Great!!! Thats actually a pretty good idea....
2006-12-12 07:14:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋