Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."
The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"
To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
2006-12-12 07:02:55 · 20 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, do you think of these yourself? you are so funny!haha
2006-12-12 07:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny 8/10
2006-12-12 08:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by Vinny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-12 07:07:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
ow thats a cruel one on the guys good one 9/10
2006-12-12 07:07:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like
2006-12-12 07:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that is so funny!!!!!!
But do people really get their.... well.... I guess this is a joke.....but thats just disturbing to think about....... oh well.
2006-12-12 07:17:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah you're on a roll tonight cowboy keep em coming!!
2006-12-12 07:08:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one, Cowboy. You're keepin' me rollin'!
2006-12-12 07:06:27 · answer #8 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha another cowboy classic
2006-12-12 08:02:04 · answer #9 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWWWW!!!! Slow down man! Give us a break!
2006-12-12 07:09:59 · answer #10 · answered by Annietska 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats even better. keep em coming
2006-12-12 07:05:50 · answer #11 · answered by Moony Black 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋