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2006-12-12 06:50:56 · 26 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

26 answers

they would just deny that the ding existed.

2006-12-12 07:06:48 · answer #1 · answered by jinenglish68 5 · 2 0

I'm sorry. It was ME wasn't it? I'm not really an atheist, but I feel so bad about your car door that if you want me to, I will say I'm an atheist. I will even learn to drive and I'l get a car and a license so that you can ride in comfort with me everywhere you go and we will have wonderful conversations about God or the lack thereof.
Unless the person who did it comes clean and pays for the repairs like a responsible person should do. And what kind of person that might be, who knows?

2006-12-12 07:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by anyone 5 · 1 0

For dinging your car door? Buddy, you have more demon's then most people do, if your best defense is to blame a non religious person.

2006-12-12 06:56:41 · answer #3 · answered by amazon 4 · 1 2

No - atheists are usually driving small cars or motorcycles in an effort to save the environment. The person driving the huge SUV alone that ddinged your door was most likely a Christian who could care less about the environment...

2006-12-12 06:54:51 · answer #4 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 3 2

Blame a christian. Statistically, it is more than likely a christian who dinged your car than an theist.

2006-12-12 06:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by jenn_smithson 6 · 4 1

No. Blame extra-terrestrials. Insurance companies love that.

2006-12-12 06:53:17 · answer #6 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 5 0

Abso-freaking-lutely!!!That's who did it, there is no doubt of this in my mind. Hang on for a second here; the phone is ringing. Yep; the Pope just called and He thinks so too!

2006-12-12 06:56:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

nah blame the catholic.they get blamed for everthing else

2006-12-12 06:56:10 · answer #8 · answered by snide64 2 · 0 0

No, you should blame me because you haven't answered any of my questions(that I noticed yet) and I'm cranky about it!

2006-12-12 06:57:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

why?


I would blame the car next to mine.

2006-12-12 06:54:21 · answer #10 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 0 0

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