Bob and Larry are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no...Now my wife will kill me! Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars
for the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're Disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha Jew think. I only had a cupla Drrrinks. But thiss other
guy got ssick on me...he had one too many! And he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says,"But this is forty bucks.."Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."
2006-12-12 06:47:02 · 11 answers · asked by Island girl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
U want to here a riddle? here Ok, a skunk, a frog, and a duck are waiting in line for the movie theater admition (tickets). Two animals get in but one doesn't because it didn't have enough money and admition is one dollar. Which one didn't get in?
The Skunk. The Frog got in because it had a green back (they rarely call money that anymore) and the duck got in because it had a bill, but the skunk only had a scent.
2006-12-12 06:53:11 · answer #1 · answered by buenosaires101 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Toooo funny. A rope walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a glass of whiskey. The bartender says "we don't serve ropes in here get out". So the rope goes out the door and around the corner, ties a big loop in one end of himself then carefully seperates a whole bunch of threads so they are all hanging from the same end as the loop.
He goes back into the bar and asks the bartender for a glass of whiskey.
The bartender says "hey aren't you that rope that was just in here ? " and the rope says ......................... " Nope I'm a frayed knot".
2006-12-12 14:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by Bethe W 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is a funny one. I heard it along time ago and laughed then too.
2006-12-12 14:50:28 · answer #3 · answered by M.S. Mom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHhahahaha hahah haha haha ha ha ha haha ha ha ahhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa very funny
2006-12-12 14:54:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Sounds like a typical drunken man.
2006-12-12 14:54:12 · answer #5 · answered by Danelle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How disgusting is that!! I sure wouldn't want to be in his wife's shoes.
2006-12-12 14:52:07 · answer #6 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's disgusting, and friggin' hilarious... I LOVE IT!!!
2006-12-12 14:56:18 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny pitch!!
2006-12-12 14:50:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-12-12 15:03:44 · answer #9 · answered by Danish Mughal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!
2006-12-12 14:50:41 · answer #10 · answered by jackie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋