The correct answer isn't
"you smell like carrots"
2006-12-12 06:43:44 · 11 answers · asked by Ether Fumes 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its such a coincidence that both of our wives are frigid,the only time we get any a**,Is when a bird perches down on our carrots.
2006-12-12 08:05:17 · answer #1 · answered by obigrod 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's alright, gave me a chuckle. Here's one for you:
Q:What do you call a vampire snowman?
A:Frostbite.
2006-12-12 14:53:11 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
you the man
2006-12-12 14:45:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
freeze
have a ice day!
my balls are freezing
ice to meet you
=)
2006-12-12 14:45:46 · answer #4 · answered by §èxÿtà mmý ® 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
If you Blow me will I melt?
2006-12-12 14:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by crazynuns 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
nice snowballs.
2006-12-12 14:45:12 · answer #6 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
"wife give you the cold shoulder again?"
2006-12-12 14:45:59 · answer #7 · answered by Finnegan 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
hey could you pass me a jacket?
2006-12-12 14:46:46 · answer #8 · answered by jackie 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Gosh, it is hot today!
2006-12-12 14:46:07 · answer #9 · answered by markos m 6 · 0⤊ 5⤋
its normaly bigger but im cold.
2006-12-12 14:45:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋