You have a new emerging disease called 147 yellow, there is no known cure, and you only have 2 weeks to live.
The man goes home and tells his wife, and after coming to grips with it, decide to do something they have not done before to try and cheer themselves up, they go to Bingo.
The first game the man wins £1000.00, then later on he wins the big one of the night £10,000.00, then comes the National Link, and he wins that as well, £100,000.00
The Bingo caller calls the man up onto the stage "well he says, you have won all the big prizes tonight, you must realise that this has never happened before, you must be the luckiest man alive"
The man on hearing this says "Lucky, are you kidding, Lucky, I have 147 Yellow.
The Bingo caller says "Oh my God, he's only won the bloody raffle as well.
2006-12-12 06:42:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah thats a good one
2006-12-12 06:46:19 · answer #1 · answered by ann n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The disease is called 24 yellow. So called because you only have 24hours to live and it makes your blood turn yellow.
2006-12-12 06:51:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
147 yellow? whats that hepatitus? ha!
2006-12-12 06:49:02 · answer #3 · answered by jackie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. But I have heard better.
2006-12-12 06:52:48 · answer #4 · answered by M.S. Mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny and with a touch of irony, luv it
2006-12-12 06:48:35 · answer #5 · answered by livinia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I liked that.
2006-12-12 06:49:12 · answer #6 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good...HA!
2006-12-12 06:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hohum
2006-12-12 06:47:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!
2006-12-12 06:47:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(It's not that funny)
2006-12-12 07:01:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋