does the splits and ends up suctioned to the floor by her f"a"n"n"y
her husband tries but cant budge her so calls his mate who says
"i'll go get a hammer we can break some of the tiles and lift her!
the husband says "ok i'll lick her ear and play with her t"i"t"s while you're gone!"
"why?" says his mate>
husband replies "if i can get her wet maybe we can slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are f##king cheaper
2006-12-12 06:27:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i laughed so hard im sure a little pee came out! lol definite thumbs up
2006-12-12 06:56:09 · answer #1 · answered by livinia 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about just licking the parts that are exposed. When the big O does happen, the contractions will create enough force to break the vacuum.
I don't have a problem, but I'm suprised you haven't been reported by this pruidish audience.
2006-12-12 13:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm somewhat relationship a guy who replaced into sexually abused as a baby, and he's particularly an "Alpha Male". i do not pity him or sense sorry for what befell to him, because it made him who he's immediately. i do not seem at him any incorrect way. All i have achieved is advised him how sorry i'm that he had to bypass by that, and that i do not discuss it till he needs to. i do not question or maybe imagine about the various of issues he does as an instantaneous link between his abuse and who he's immediately. i did not comprehend for months after we began relationship, and it has now been 4 years and we've a baby, so i wager it relies upon on all and dissimilar in my opinion on how they react, yet in case you somewhat care about someone then you do not let something like this get contained in the way.
2016-11-25 23:07:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About time!! A Funny joke oh Yahoo!
Truly brilliant!!
2006-12-12 06:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the kind that would suck you in and blow you out in bubbles loved it 10/10
2006-12-12 06:47:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
somebody told it better the other night - aussie wife slips in the shower it was much better.
2006-12-12 09:33:54 · answer #6 · answered by Smoochy Poochy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
BAD!!! Im sure my husband would like it though.
2006-12-12 06:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by crazynuns 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-12-12 06:30:37 · answer #8 · answered by ♫☠Shay-Shay Got A Gun ☠♫ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats a good one
2006-12-12 06:39:02 · answer #9 · answered by ann n 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great!! What a cheap b*stard. lol
2006-12-12 06:30:58 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋