A priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
2006-12-12 06:26:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-12 06:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!!! Made me laugh in the middle of class... gotta go teacher's lookin' at me funny.
2006-12-12 14:33:20 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROFL, Very funny.
2006-12-12 14:29:13 · answer #3 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahah
old ones arer the best
2006-12-12 14:28:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
he he! good one!
Wonder if he got away with it?
If he did then i might have to try it!
2006-12-12 14:28:47 · answer #5 · answered by michmac75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I like it. Go Catholics!!!
2006-12-12 15:36:15 · answer #6 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice....very funny
2006-12-12 14:39:21 · answer #7 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I go home now?
2006-12-12 14:30:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
dont get it
2006-12-12 15:41:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-12-12 14:28:34 · answer #10 · answered by Lick my @sss 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋