A gentleman goes into a hotel and spies a very attractive and elegant woman at the bar. He's not backwards in coming forward so he goes up and asks her straight out. "Excuse me madam but I find you extremely attractive. would you be prepared to spend the night with me for a thousand pounds?" The woman thinks for a moment and then replies. "I think that could be arranged".
The man then says "In that case would you spend the night for ten pounds?"
"Certainly not!" says the woman "What do you think I am?"
"Madam", says he "We've already established what you are. We are merely haggling over the price!"
2006-12-12 06:22:31 · 14 answers · asked by Cream tea 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-12 06:40:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Funny.
2006-12-12 14:25:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-12-12 14:50:42 · answer #3 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. lol
2006-12-12 14:36:49 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perfect
2006-12-12 14:31:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!
2006-12-12 14:27:54 · answer #6 · answered by Sasha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE ONE!
2006-12-12 16:16:29 · answer #7 · answered by toolbox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mm
old one
2006-12-12 14:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol
2006-12-12 14:27:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.NICE.
2006-12-12 14:48:12 · answer #10 · answered by Tanya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋