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his forehead wet with beads of sweat
he rubbed her here and there
he touched her neck,then felt her breast,then drooling felt her thigh
the slit was wet and all was set,he gave a joyous cry
the hole was wide ,he looked inside
all was dark and murky
he rubbed his hands and stretched his arms
and then he stuffed the turkey!
MAY I BE THE FIRST TO WISH YOUR DIRTY LITTLE MIND A MERRY XMAS!!!!!

2006-12-12 06:13:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

Me and MY dirty mind wish you a very merry Christmas too! x

2006-12-12 06:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

L O L 10/10 x

2016-05-23 00:11:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL
Thanks for helping to encourage my dirty little mind :)

Merry Xmas to U all!

2006-12-12 07:39:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Silly.

2006-12-12 06:41:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Got this in a text the other night.

2006-12-12 06:17:04 · answer #5 · answered by Cherry 3 · 0 0

LOL, Merry Christmas to you also.

2006-12-12 07:37:25 · answer #6 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 1 0

i recieved this a few days ago on my phone from my sister, i enjoyed it then and still find it it amuseing, silly me deleted it in error, yippeeeeee i have it again thanks lol.

2006-12-12 06:21:52 · answer #7 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 2 0

Dude, that's fantastic!!! Thanks for the laugh, and the realization that I really do have a filthy mind.

2006-12-12 06:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1 0

My kid sister told me this one just yesterday. Scarily enough. Someone text'd it to her.

2006-12-12 06:15:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

late late late

2006-12-12 06:18:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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