a man with a bald head and a wooden leg was invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear so he writes to a fancy dress hire shop to explain the problem,
A few days later a parcel arrives with a note. Dear Sir, find enclosed a pirates outfit, wear the spotted hanky on your bald head and your wooden leg will really look the part for a Pirate. The man thinks this is terrible as they have emphasised his wooden leg so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel.and a note, Dear Sir go as a monk. Your habit will cover the leg and you will look the part with your bald head. The man is really annoyed now as they have emphasised his bald head and wooden leg this time. He writes the company a rude letter of complaint.
The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which says. Dear Sir please find enclosed a tin of golden syrup. Pour the syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your a.r.s.e. and go as a toffee apple.
2006-12-12 06:13:18 · 11 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
terance 1 ...do one.....i didn't ask you to answer you scrotebag........
2006-12-12 06:20:10 · update #1
cassie, its a joke..JOKE....
2006-12-12 06:22:36 · update #2
nice first answer you got there chris w i thought it rather funny give me more 9/10
2006-12-12 06:22:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little in bad taste,,,,,,but still a good 9 outta 10!
HA HA!!!!!!
from now on,,,,we"ll try not to diss toffee apples though
2006-12-12 06:21:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he's going to a fancy dress party why the hell are they sending him costumes... they're a bunch of pr*cks. Funny joke though.
2006-12-12 06:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor little leroy umbongo, that little black kid from nigeria with no arms and legs, recently won first prize in a fancy dress contest, he put a string up his anus and went as a conker
2006-12-12 10:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, Thats a good one.
2006-12-12 06:35:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent ! lol
2006-12-12 07:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dammm i am sick and tired of answering useless monkeys and donkyes like u but i'll answer this one ANSWER:NO
2006-12-12 06:17:39 · answer #7 · answered by Terance i 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
tremendous!
2006-12-12 08:20:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really a question.
2006-12-12 06:19:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
lmao cracker ho ho ho 10/10.......................
2006-12-12 06:57:39 · answer #10 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋