A beautiful young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay."
Santa replies, "HO HO HO! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."
The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, please stay."
Santa replies, "HO HO HO! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."
Santa begins to sweat.
The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay."
Santa replies, "HO HO HO! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."
Santa wipes his brow.
She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay....."
Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow says, "HEY HEY HEY! Gotta stay! Gotta stay! Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!"
2006-12-12 06:07:38 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke, always love good timed holiday humor.
2006-12-12 07:22:03 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ho Ho Ho Enough of the politically correct BS
2016-05-23 00:11:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho Ho Ho merry Christmas.
2006-12-12 08:43:15 · answer #3 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know what ur talkig about i did that to a girl but instead of santa claus i did it with ms. clauses ho ho ho
2006-12-12 06:11:05 · answer #4 · answered by sticktim16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have to say HO HO HO you made me laugh! just wanted you to know!! lol
2006-12-12 06:09:46 · answer #5 · answered by sicilyuk 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
until the whle pecker thing, i would of thought santa was gay, thank god he isn't. i'd hate to explain something like that to my son, if i had one
2006-12-12 06:11:04 · answer #6 · answered by the one and only robertc1985 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. 10/10
2006-12-12 06:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a ho ho ho....hahaha thats pretty funny
2006-12-12 06:10:02 · answer #8 · answered by cotton_candie25 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol....bet hes wishing theres more of that this year, instead of those stupid milk and cookie plates! lol
2006-12-12 06:10:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
he didn't need a get out clause then...lol..very funny
2006-12-12 06:28:15 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋