A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.
"At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works - hell, even the urinal's gold!"
The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story.
"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.
"Yes it is," bartender answers.
"Do you have huge golden doors?"
"Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?"
"Most certainly do."
"What about golden urinals?"
There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!
2006-12-12 05:02:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats the TOPS 1000%
2006-12-12 05:05:41 · answer #1 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-23 00:01:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears,still nice but hanging a bit. In her fifties, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear,a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
2006-12-12 05:59:17 · answer #3 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, not bad at all.
However the sax player should have a jazz name rather then "dude".
maybe something like Miles?
2006-12-12 05:08:09 · answer #4 · answered by Warrior Hamster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one 8/10
2006-12-12 05:06:32 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never a dull moment when you are posting jokes 10/10
2006-12-12 06:35:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats def. chuckle worthy
2006-12-12 05:07:08 · answer #7 · answered by Only1me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting better.
2006-12-12 05:05:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its good but won't make you laugh out loud.
2006-12-12 05:06:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-12-12 05:26:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋