2006-12-12 05:00:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Time to get a new clock.
2006-12-12 05:02:31 · answer #1 · answered by patsy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
elephant O' clock
2006-12-12 13:17:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont know but a nail wont hold up an elephant on the wall with a clock stuck up its a**se
2006-12-12 15:26:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops, I'm blushing now. I mis-read the question and didn't see the L in 'clock'.
I was going to write something very rude!
2006-12-12 13:23:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the elephants usually migrate through here around midsummer, so I'd say it's "That time of year again." Around noon.
2006-12-12 13:04:27 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A new clock
2006-12-12 13:07:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask the elephant - they never forget
2006-12-12 13:28:35 · answer #7 · answered by Cream tea 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The elephant is a wuss...it's time to get a big band-aid.
2006-12-12 13:09:37 · answer #8 · answered by Joel S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Broke 30.
2006-12-12 13:03:23 · answer #9 · answered by spool 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The time u should run before it sits on u
2006-12-12 13:04:26 · answer #10 · answered by sassy! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋