There was a boy who wanted to go out for recess. His teacher asked, "First tell me your ABC's". That night, the kid asks his mother "What're my ABC's?" She says, "Shut up!" He asks his sister the same question. She says, "yeah, yeah". He asks his brother his ABC's. The broter, who was reading comics, said, "Superman!" The boy asks his father his ABC's. The father, who had just lost his job, said, "Crap." The next day, the teacher asked the boy his ABC's. He said "Shut up" She said "Do you want to go to the principal's office?" He said, "yeah, yeah." In the principal's office, the principal demanded, "Who do you think you are?" The boy yelled, "Superman!" The principal said, "What do you think this school is made out of?" The boy answered, "Crap."
2006-12-12 04:51:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha............... I wonder what will happen next....... good for you to think about making this joke
2006-12-12 05:43:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nope you translated the Spanish version of Pepito's joke going to school and the teacher telling him to come back the next day and say what were the first three things that he heard at home. When he goes home he asks his mom where is dad? and she says shut up. then he goes to his dad and says what are you doing? and he says none of your business. then he turns on the TV and superman is on. So when he goes to school the teacher says so Pepito what was the first thing that you heard yesterday when you went home and he says "shut-up" and she says what is your problem and he says "non of your business" and then she goes young man who do you think you are and he replies "Superman" but any ways it sounds funnier in Spanish than in English.
2006-12-12 14:04:23 · answer #2 · answered by Adri 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That may be funny to a boy who would be going out for recess. Nobody above the 3rd grade level though. Sorry, no offense.
2006-12-12 12:56:31 · answer #3 · answered by Gary H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have never heard of this version but of this one:
A boy had not been listening to the teacher who was teaching the class their ABC's so when she asked the boy he couldn't answer so she asked him to lear it for the next day.
The boy went home and asked his dad who was working to help him learn his ABC's and his dad said "Piss off"
So he went and asked his mum who was cutting vegetables, when he asked her she lost her concentration and cut herself and said "F***".
So he went up to his sister and asked her and she was playing with her Barbies an listening to her music and when he asked her she couldn't hear him and said "driving in my little barbie car hoot hoot".
The next day at school his teacher asked him to recite his ABC's so he stood up and said "Piss Off"
The teacher said "Excuse me?"
And he said "F***"
So the teacher took him to the principales office and she said "What do you think you're doing?"
And he replied "Driving in my little Barbie car hoot hoot!"
But i think you're version is very funny too!
I will tell my mates, they'll enjoy a new version!
2006-12-12 13:07:41 · answer #4 · answered by Hannah 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well, to be completely honest, it's pretty cute, but I could tell what the puch line was going to be before it came. It wasn't horrible though!
2006-12-12 12:55:05 · answer #5 · answered by sarahjc23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree with jim b. I have told you the same before!!!!!!!!
2006-12-12 13:09:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one.
2006-12-12 12:56:27 · answer #7 · answered by helen m 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Heard it.Still funny.Ha Ha
2006-12-12 12:55:36 · answer #8 · answered by blueeeeagle 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
not really.....takes too long to get to the puch line
2006-12-12 13:04:11 · answer #9 · answered by ChriS 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not
2006-12-12 12:55:00 · answer #10 · answered by hallam_blue 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋