1st woman : Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman : Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman : I Froze to Death.
2nd woman : How Horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm &sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman : I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the
act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and f inally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive !
2006-12-12 04:51:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha.brilliant !
2006-12-12 04:53:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol very good,
A man on his deathbed smells bread baking and swears 2 himself if its the last thing he does hes getting some. So he struggles down the dodgy steps, avoids the dodgy wiring and crawls across the slippy floor. Finally he gets to the bread only to see a knife barely miss his head. He looks up to see his wife standing there and she says, " dont even think about it. Theyre for the funeral!!!!
2006-12-12 05:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Lucy went out into the backyard and reported her cat Piddles mendacity on the floor with its eyes close and its legs contained in the air. She fetched her Dad to seem at Piddles, and on seeing the cat he reported, as gently as he ought to, "i'm afraid Piddles is useless, Lucy." "So why are his legs sticking up contained in the air like that, Daddy?" requested Lucy as she fought lower back the tears. At a loss for something to say the daddy replied, "Piddles' legs are pointing instantly up contained in the air that permits you to be a lot less annoying for Jesus to drift down from heaven above and grab a leg and boost Piddles as a lot as heaven." Little Lucy looked as if it would take her Piddles' lack of existence particularly nicely. even with the undeniable fact that, 2 days later at the same time as her father got here abode from artwork, Lucy had tears in her eyes and reported: "Mommy virtually died this morning." Fearing something undesirable had befell the daddy shook the lady and shouted, "How do you recommend Lucy? tell Daddy!" "nicely", mumbled Lucy, "quickly once you left for artwork this morning I reported mommy mendacity on the floor at the same time with her legs contained in the air and he or she replaced into shouting, 'Oh Jesus!!! i'm coming, i'm coming!!!' and if it hadn't been for the milkman preserving her down she defintely would have lengthy gone, Daddy."
2016-11-25 22:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
micky, nicky and ricky went to heaven. there were ducks EVERYWHERE. god came up and said 'do wateva you want, just don't step on a duck'. so they went a little way and then micky stepped on a duck. god appeared and handcuffed him to a hideous woman. he said, ' you two shall be handcuffed together for all eternity'. then nicky and ricky walked a little further, until nicky stepped on a duck. immediately, god appeared and handcuffed him to a woman who didn't stop nagging to take a breath. he said 'you two shall be handcuffed together for all eternity. ricky carried on by himself for a while and didn't step on any ducks. god appeared out of nowhere and handcuffed him to the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. he said, 'you two shall be handcuffed together for all eternity'. ricky could not believe his good luck. 'what did i do to deserve this?' he wondered. 'i don't know about you,' said the beautiful woman,'but i stepped on a duck.'
2006-12-12 05:04:06 · answer #4 · answered by sing_like_ur_alone 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
classic lmao 10/10
2006-12-12 04:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like all the jokes posted on this page - but I like the Asker's one best cos they sacrificed 5 points to post theirs, the others just took advantage of it to post their own for free. (Craig & sing_like...).
2006-12-12 05:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very sweet! Sympatico.
2006-12-12 06:25:56 · answer #7 · answered by st.uncumber 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! & the micky,ricky, and nicky joke was good 2!
2006-12-12 05:21:17 · answer #8 · answered by musiclover4life15 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! good one...I had heard something similar to that but with men.
This one was good to,
Thanks
~browneyes~
2006-12-12 05:02:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! I really didn't know what the punchline was going to be!
2006-12-12 05:46:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny, although i saw it on here the other day.
2006-12-12 04:56:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋