On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy". While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card. "Oh, it's alright." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen." "But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party." "Well, what did it say?" ask the storekeeper. "'Congratulations on your new location'." was the reply.
2006-12-12 04:39:06 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ho ho ho lmao very funny great1 ho ho ho.....................
2006-12-12 06:19:18 · answer #1 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-12-12 04:41:55 · answer #2 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. this was better than your other joke... on a scale of 1-10 I'd give it a 6. It's really cute.
2006-12-12 04:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by sarahjc23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-12-12 04:42:20 · answer #4 · answered by Brenno 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i am sure the occupant of the box coudnt read it 9/10
2006-12-12 06:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-12-12 04:41:28 · answer #6 · answered by nikkimccarty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, quirky, but funny.
2006-12-12 04:41:47 · answer #7 · answered by Genius Squirrel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, quite funny.
2006-12-12 04:43:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny, i like it.
2006-12-12 04:42:20 · answer #9 · answered by oli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-12 04:58:09 · answer #10 · answered by Kate 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! LOL
2006-12-12 04:52:08 · answer #11 · answered by death_after_midnight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋