Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was p*ssed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my @ss for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady b*tches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those @ssholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little sh*ts
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
2006-12-12 03:52:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat @ss and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
2006-12-12 03:52:18 · update #1
That was a good one! Loved it.
2006-12-12 03:59:16 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He ONLY works one day a year! The elves pick up all his slack. I think he gets a social security check or something. Working one day a year is called UNEMPLOYED!
2006-12-12 12:11:25 · answer #2 · answered by samanthabohon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He cant quit!!!! He is fired.
Poor little kids!!!!
Do you by any chance know where we can find another santa I know it kind of short notice but.....Please think about the poor kids!!!!!
2006-12-12 11:58:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny stuff creative too. I will pass it on with regards to you.
2006-12-12 11:55:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so, he hasn't given his 10 day notice, itrs too late.
2006-12-12 11:54:25 · answer #5 · answered by Muffin 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO yep sounds like it to me.
2006-12-12 11:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't know what you just wrote there but i think that he is quitting
2006-12-12 11:55:05 · answer #7 · answered by cool guy 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ummm. OK. What's your point?
2006-12-12 11:55:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
whats the question?
2006-12-12 11:54:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
that's sooo sad...your gonna scare some kid!
2006-12-12 11:59:44 · answer #10 · answered by kountry_kandi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋