hitching a ride?

Question

A long haired youth was hitching a ride in the Deep South.After a few minutes a truck stopped and the boy got in.
They drove for about twenty miles and very few words were spoken,the trucker occasionally giving the boy a mean stare.
The boy said, ’ You haven’t asked me yet if I’m aboy or a girl. ’
’ It don’t make no difference, I’m gonna f--k you anyway ’ replied the trucker.

Answer 1

now every one is staring at me im laughing alone

Answer 2

As a long haired dude I'd like to know why didn't he just grow some faaial hair that would be bound to scare of truckers

Answer 3

a young lad was playing on a rubbish tip when he found a pair of welders goggles.he put them on and everything looked green.he could even look at the sun and it didn`t hurt his eyes.the lad left the tip looking around at everything in wonderment and awe.a strange man pulled over and offered the boy a lift and he accepted.after a while the stranger asked the boy if he knew what wan*ing was .the boy shook his head.the man asked if he knew what blow jobs were , the boy shook his head.the man asked one more question `would you like to rub my c*ck` to which the boy replied `look I`m not really a welder`.

Answer 4

Ha ha hah it's a straightjacket for you 10 outa 10 effin brill !!

Answer 5

People (answerer's) just don't get that these are jokes. Rock on always laughing. Keep them coming.

Answer 6

just brill always laughing keep em coming 9/10

Answer 7

Sadly some truth to this umm sick joke.

Answer 8

beware of fxckers
opps meant do not get in cars with strangers

Answer 9

Eeuuurrggghhhhh....!!

Answer 10

omg