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i am in class rite now and im really bored and ii wanna hear some funny or embarresing stories so ii can drown out my teacher w/ laughter

2006-12-12 03:22:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Not a story nor sutiable for the class but a funny stuff i tink:-

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting,the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
my love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

2006-12-12 03:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 2 0

I am in class too. I am really bored. Try going to bored.com or somethin like that it is kinda stupid but entertaining when there is nothing else to do. Good Luck!

2006-12-12 03:35:53 · answer #2 · answered by Christia 3 · 1 0

Maybe you should quit playing around on the computer and pay attention in class-you might actually learn something.

2006-12-12 03:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by Country girl 7 · 1 4

concetrate at school we are not here to disturbs people in class

2006-12-12 03:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0 2

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