For all the things I did? The first date at McDonald's where she got the runs? The Haunted House trampling from the scared, well, me. The littany of midgets, fires, booze, emergency room visits and singed hair? What can i do to make it up to her? The doctor says she should be out of the Psyche Ward by February. I have my fingers crossed, and I figure, well, she'll be glad to see me! Right?
2006-12-12 03:07:17 · 20 answers · asked by TheOneVersion3.0 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
well i dont know if she is going to be glad to see you. well just pray to god she does even want to see you
2006-12-12 03:10:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sneak into her house and be there first thing when she gets home. Wait behind the front door wearing nothing but a smile. Grab her and tell her how sorry you are and that you'll do anything to make it up to her. Have a bottle of Wild Turkey in one hand and bunch of fake money in the other. Have a big, fancy dinner ready for her. Macaroni and cheese, hot dogs, Jello-shots..The whole works. Have a love song playing in the background, Do a remix of "We've Got Tonight" by Bob Seger and the Siver Mullet Band with random lines from the 1980's movie "When Harry Met Sally" piped in over the instrumental parts. Tell her you are playing "Our Song". Tell her you know they don't let people have sharp objects in the loony bin, so you'd be happy to shave her legs for her if she needs it.
Best of luck.
2006-12-12 03:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing you can say at this point. You've pretty much messed things up for good. There is something you can do. Stay away from All Women, you are a handfull, an accident about to happen, a Crazy man, a bit excentric, and mabe destined to be single. You do have a sense of humor though, thats very attractive, however being attracted to you could obviously end up in a disaster. I think you should apoligize, but then dissappear, fast , she may want to hurt you. : )
2006-12-12 03:17:35 · answer #3 · answered by sweetpea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you feel that you must, only apologize for the McDonald's incident and the singed hair. And maybe some of the emergency visits. The rest was just you being you, and if she loved you, she would be more accepting of everything about you. Midget fetish included.
2006-12-12 08:00:10 · answer #4 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least it's an exciting relationship. Can't say it's been boring. Maybe you could get a stash of extra medication saved up for when she gets out for her to celebrate with and it will at least soften her demeanor towards you. Hell, she may not even know who you are at all so you could start all over again! As long as she is not dribbling, it could be the beginning of more fun.
2006-12-12 19:00:12 · answer #5 · answered by punkvixen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
istly i wana thank u for answering my question n i wana appologize to u sir...as i hav been posting same question again n again n tht annoys u as u told. but im soooo much qorried tht i cant help it. i really seriously need help from u all. thanx again sir n plzzz dont get annoyed as u all r my only source of help.
2006-12-12 03:12:09 · answer #6 · answered by sakeena 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The way I see it,the best way to apolpgize in your situation is by staying away from her,lol.
Just speak from the heart,be honest in your feelings.
Good luck! :)
2006-12-12 03:10:26 · answer #7 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop apologizing. There is a thing called forgive and forget, and this phrase will determine your girlfriends character, not yours.
2006-12-12 03:10:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go throw yourself off a bridge with sorry tattooed on your bottom!
2006-12-12 03:09:57 · answer #9 · answered by Big Mak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell are you apologizing for? Sounds like damn good time to me word up.
2006-12-13 03:35:12 · answer #10 · answered by candidworker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the first place you dont have to apologize since she is your ex-girlfriend. Just dump her which i believe you have already done.... Hurray!!!!!!!
2006-12-12 03:12:29 · answer #11 · answered by apocalypse7489 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋