A farmer's kids decide to start a cattle ranch, and they can't come up with a name, so they go and ask their father for a suggestion. He says, call it the Focus Ranch. Why, they asked. He says, because that's where the sons raise meat. (suns rays meet).
Is there a pun where 4 words have a double meaning??
2006-12-12 02:59:26 · 4 answers · asked by timbo44b 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, but I know a couple shorter ones:
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
because it was "two tired".
Why can't a chicken lay half an egg?
because it comes out of its "*** whole".
2006-12-12 03:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These quips are most entertaining. Thank you for a most uplifting day. I needed to hear something positive for a change. Remember this, What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us who can be against us? - Romans 8:31. The Lord daily loadeth us with benefits, even the God of our salvation. Selah - Psalm 68:19. Peace, Love and God Bless.
2016-03-29 04:25:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I see!" Shouted the Blind Carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
okay so that was just one.
2006-12-12 03:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by Crystal P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋