An old lady dies and goes to heaven and is chatting to St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams.
"Don’t worry about that," says St. Peter, "it’s only someone having the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable as St. Peter explains how Heaven works. Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams.
"Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what’s happening"?
"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "they are just having their head drilled to fit the halo."
"I can’t do this," says the old lady, "I’m off down to hell."
"You can’t go there," says St. Peter, "you’ll be raped and sodomized."
"Yes, but I’ve already got the holes for that."
2006-12-12 02:42:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
again truly a one off you make my day
i think you are magic /original/a laughter maker/ 100/100
2006-12-12 02:56:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Another one for the book, where do you get them? Every one of yours appears to be an original, or should I be getting out more?
2006-12-12 10:48:52 · answer #2 · answered by Clive 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one
just steer clear from bible jokes in future
2006-12-12 15:40:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top notch joke as always. Keep em coming.
2006-12-12 10:45:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha - ignore those -ve comment and do keep posting
2006-12-12 11:35:51 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy smoke !
2006-12-12 10:44:24 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another classic from the queen of yahoo xxxxxxxxx
2006-12-12 10:48:20 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one. Again. Keep 'em coming!
2006-12-12 10:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
how can you put raped n sodomised on here,aren't you forgetting that children sometimes come on here aswell.tut tut.
2006-12-12 10:47:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Is this a question?
2006-12-12 10:44:58 · answer #10 · answered by go2bermuda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋