If heaven is full of Jesus freaks, why would any self-respecting person want to go to heaven, wouldn't it be better to go to hell, hell will be full of hot slutty girls like the lead singer from the Pussy Cat Dolls and Paris Hillton and other cool people, it will be like a 24\7 party...so shouldn't heaven be renamed to hell and hell to heaven?
2006-12-12 02:35:48 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Heaven is actually a small walled off portion of the afterlife that only contains self righteous Christians. we can't let them know that the rest of the afterlife is full of everyone else that didn't believe the same way they did or their halos will fall down around their spiritual necks and strangle them then they would have to be reborn again and go through the whole mess all over. Heaven is the way we take them out of circulation so they don't pollute the other spirits with their nonsense. The rest of the Afterlife is one big party while you wait your next life, the poor Christians get to act holy and sing hosanas for eternity. How boring.
2006-12-12 02:50:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The idea of a heaven and hell is as old as humanity.
As soon as we developed self awareness we started to look for the reason we exist. This is a result of the more complex human brain. As a result of these thoughts fantasies were created of Gods, Devils, Heaven and Hell. These ideas are meant to try and side step the reality that every living thing dies.
The ideas of Hell have changed a great deal over the past few thousand years. Most of the ideas of Hell come not from a bible but from poets. The truth is people love fantasy and horror. We love to scare ourselves and hell fits this bill.
Hell is also a tool of the religions to try and control the masses. Do as we say, believe as we say or you'll go to hell forever. These are scare tactics intended to draw you toward their belief structure.
NONE OF IT IS REAL!
2006-12-12 10:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have a full understanding of what hell is, you wouldn't say you wanna go there. And by the way, heaven is not for Jesus freaks, in fact no Jesus Freak will get to heaven. Heaven is for sinners who acknowledge themselves to bo sinners and do not rely on themselves but simply on God's grace and mercy to approach God. So, do not be suprised if you find that lead singer of yours in heaven rather than hell and the Jesus freaks in hell.
2006-12-12 10:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by decharmingprince 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Heaven you describe sounds more like flying to New Zealand sitting between a born again Christian and an insurance salesman. As soon as you get off the plane, you have to go directly into counseling to keep from trying to kill yourself.
2006-12-12 10:50:35 · answer #4 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you been close to the Pussy cat dolls or Paris In THIS World?? What makes you think they will invite you for a drink in the next. Besides; it's hot down there and I guarantee i'm going to get a Sealy Thearaputic Sleep rock- and then I will never get any sleep and I'll be crabby and everything; not worth it. Not even going to get into charmin VS. sand paper!
2006-12-12 10:40:50 · answer #5 · answered by nor2006 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If you want to go to a party in hell that will contain eternal seperation from god, as well as the worst form of torture that you could ever imagine. Then sure, it will be alot of fun down there.
You are living in a fantasy world if you think hell is going to be some nice little party to meet chicks in.
2006-12-12 10:39:42 · answer #6 · answered by May 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes
2006-12-12 10:37:32 · answer #7 · answered by ollie91rocks 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell will be no party and those people in Heaven aren't freaks.
2006-12-12 10:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by sexymoma 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you will be partying instead of freakin. Might be a little hot down there though.
2006-12-12 10:39:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about you, but I'm gonna be in heaven with the truly riteous. The people that understand that people like you are what we were warned about, and we'll laugh and rejoice in the fact that were able to realize that your just a sataness cur.
2006-12-12 10:42:43 · answer #10 · answered by J Brewhah 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋