Cheap Drinks
Four retired guys, two from California and two from Arizona, are walking down a street in Chicago.
Then they turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timer's Bar" "ALL DRINKS 10 CENTS!"
They look at each other, and then go in.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you. What'll it be, Gentlemen?"
There seems to be a fully stocked bar, so the 4 men each asked for a martini.
In short order, the bartender serves up 4 iced martinis and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
They can't believe their good luck.
They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.
Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please."
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.
They've each had two martinis and so far they've spent less than a dollar.
Finally one of the men couldn't stand it any longer and asks the bartender, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime a piece?"
"Here's my story. I'm a retired tailor from Brooklyn, and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor, beer, all the same."
"Wow!! That's quite a story," says one of the men.
The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice three other guys at the end of the bar who didn't have a drink in front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there.
One man gestures at the three at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, "What's with them?"
The bartender says, "They're seniors from Florida. They're waiting for happy hour."
2006-12-12 02:31:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY FUNNY - and TRUE.
I work as a cocktail waitress at a country club in Central Florida - and believe me, THIS HAPPENS. At 5 minutes before happy hour ends, these people will order numerous back-up drinks even if they have a full one in front of them, just to save a few sheckles. We laugh about it. And these are people with bucks!!!
Thanks for this joke. I'm printing it out and putting it up on our bulletin board at work!!
2006-12-12 02:41:36 · answer #1 · answered by happy heathen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-05 05:24:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite a funny joke...
2006-12-12 02:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, though it could be offensive
2006-12-12 02:37:23 · answer #4 · answered by Nina Maria S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! but all the more.. how true!
2006-12-12 03:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh...i was expecting something more
2006-12-12 02:42:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was alright
2006-12-12 02:50:34 · answer #7 · answered by homeiggyred 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋