Why do the good people of Columbia Missouri drive like fools?

Question

It's a college town, and I like to look at the pretty college girls. It's hard to do and drive when everyone else is driving like Richard Petty.
Whazupwitdat?

Answer 1

Sorry, babe....if you want to look at the pretty college girls get out and walk. If you are driving in front of me you better use that little pedal on the far right a bit more cause I drive more like Danica Patrick!!!