you are in a car at a constant speed. on your left is a fire engine travellin at the same speedas you. in front of you is a gallopig pig the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level also doin the same speed as you. how do you get out of this dangerous situation?..... ANSWER...........get the f--k off the kids merry go round you pi---head
2006-12-12 02:19:32 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think its funny
but if you had a queen in front of you would you overtake her?
the answer for you is no as you are the queen
2006-12-12 02:39:52 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LSHIPMS Didn't See The Magic Roundabout Coming Darl Good One!
Have A Gooday And A Beaut Christmas!
2006-12-12 02:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
5 out of 10..
2006-12-12 02:31:42 · answer #3 · answered by Irmak 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but been on here about 100 times.
Go to the back of the class. Well not the back, about 2 thirds of the way back. I think thats fair don't you?
2006-12-12 02:43:44 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The idea creates a funny image im my head but then the last bit ruins it.
2006-12-12 02:28:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it - shame you put the answer in today - could have let us stew for a couple of days - keep them coming !!!
2006-12-12 02:46:30 · answer #6 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it wasn't expecting it caught me off guard well done,
Mark, London
2006-12-12 05:05:09 · answer #7 · answered by Mark U 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm i heard a variation of this joke before and at the time i found it funny, cause i was pissed. now i am not so sure
2006-12-12 02:22:58 · answer #8 · answered by KandyMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dat funny, biotch!
2006-12-12 02:50:39 · answer #9 · answered by SmartAce 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of your Sh@t is funny to me, everytime I read one of your jokes I start laughing....Keep them coming!!
2006-12-12 02:25:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋