2006-12-12 01:56:34 · 12 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
only if it falls on them
2006-12-12 01:58:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
If the Evangelical heard it then no. If God made the tree fall, he would have made it fall on the head of the evangelical, thus rendering him dead and unable to hear it fall
2006-12-12 09:58:46 · answer #2 · answered by Sean 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Having only known it as standing before falling, the evangelicals would flatly deny that the tree had fallen and would then say that a few scientists agree with them, thus making it 'the truth'.
2006-12-12 10:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by The Yeti 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
With Evangelicals, everything is by God. God this, God that, God this-and-that, they never stop to think that maybe God didn't make everything happen or create the world in six days or maybe they're being a little biased, etc.
2006-12-12 09:59:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a tree falls in the forest and there are only evangelists around, I would pray it would hit one or more of them.
2006-12-12 09:58:18 · answer #5 · answered by Yngona D 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
what wood a avangelist be doing in a forest without his followers, there is no money in that
if a tree fell on a evangelist would anyone really care
2006-12-12 10:02:49 · answer #6 · answered by gazooks 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. They would assume it to be a sign from God to kill the tree-hugging liberals.
2006-12-12 10:01:08 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope
it fell because of the rain fall that happend the night before
man did you hear it
it was like cats and dogs out there and there is mud everywhere
2006-12-12 09:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God, Save me from your followers.
2006-12-12 10:08:52 · answer #9 · answered by Sara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a tree uproots itself and dances an irish jig, is it more, or less clever than your question?
2006-12-12 10:00:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋