Jesus-Bot 1.0 is programmed to convert water into wine. Would you like Chardonnay or Merlot?

Answer 1

Hmm,
I'm a Lutheran...so we can still eat meat on Fridays...though the Jesus Bot is blasphemy at its most droll and shameless (funny nonetheless), I think I'll have a Strong Merlot with a fine Fillet Mignon...whilst I think about the Holiday season and how Jesus wasn't born on Christmas...then drink some more wine, and giggle quietly as my kid waits for a long-dead German Bishop to come down the chimney we don't have and give her toys that, for some strange reason, since he is the spirit of giving, I still get the bills for...then I'll have some more Merlot before slipping off into my psychotic break.

Answer 2

I can also convert water to wine. All I need is a packet of yeast, a pound of sugar, a packet of kool aid and a toilet.

I do prefer Merlot, thank you.

Answer 3

Jesus-Bot 3'n'1 was programmed to change water into wine. But the best part was that everyone who tasted of the wine found their own personal favorite in their glass.

Jesus changes water into wine, but He won't change your whining into anything.

Answer 4

I'd keep it water (I looooooove water so much, it tastes to crisp and fresh, but then my water supply is an artesian well), but its pretty school when he turns the seas into blood.

Revelation 8:8-9 - The second angel sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge mountain, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned into blood, a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed.

Answer 5

Its too early in the am for me as yet. I'll put an order in for merlot though.

Answer 6

Merlot is better

Answer 7

Merlot, thank you.

Answer 8

if you could just convert p1ss then you would save the world, or at lest the places without much water

Answer 9

i would prefer a white Zinfandel

Answer 10

Sangria if you dont mind.