15 things to do at Wal Mart while your partner is taking their own sweet time
1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in house wares,'...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again'.
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud. 'We're out of toilet paper in here!
2006-12-12 01:39:42 · 21 answers · asked by angel 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think your ideas are cool. However, you forgot the following:
when you hear a telephone ring yell out "I'll get it" or say out loud "will somebody please answer the phone"
Jsut kidding but the real question is have you tried any of the actions you listed yourself?
2006-12-12 01:46:43 · answer #1 · answered by anthonyrodriguez2001 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10 ive done some of things in wal mart and for some reason they didt kick me out but i scared the crap out of quite a few people :)
2006-12-12 09:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by tanyamarie23 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank you so much for this posting; it really made my day. I was feeling kinda down and I just laughed and laughed at your ideas. Maybe when I get home I'll try some of them
Thank you so much!
2006-12-12 09:57:00 · answer #3 · answered by Mitch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a toss-up between 1 and 7.
I'll try both this weekend and see which one I like best...
2006-12-12 09:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by boo's mom 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you banned from Wal Mart?
2006-12-12 10:56:51 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
instead of limiting it to just walmart, i am going to all the big stores and doing all of those, lol that is going to be hilarious, especially the first one, lol 110/100
2006-12-12 09:57:47 · answer #6 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We don't have Wall Mart in the UK Though they do own Asda.
2006-12-12 09:44:45 · answer #7 · answered by Mad Professor 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They Have to Be done . God They are Brilliant
They Will be Done Amen
2006-12-12 09:49:59 · answer #8 · answered by rhijoa 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd lol 9/10
2006-12-12 10:05:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha. i like the first and last ones the best. maybe i should try them out sometime...
2006-12-12 19:41:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋