2006-12-12 00:56:43 · 25 answers · asked by freegrounds 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Here, have a tic-tac. Please."
"Before we go back to my place, you're not afraid of, snakes,
are you?"
"I really had a good time tonight. What the hell was
your name again?"
"Hey, check out the babe sittin' in the corner. Wow, what a
body!"
"What? Oh, I thought you were paying."
"Nice frock. I have one at home just like it."
"I want to move out, but my mom really needs me. And, who else
is gonna make my lunch? And my bed? And clean my room?"
"Are you going to finish that?"
"My old girlfriend was so beautiful. She looked kind of
like you. I used to bring her here all the time. I really miss her.
Do you mind if I call you Lisa?"
"Well, I don't go out in public all too often. And I don't
like to be touched, so don't touch me. And try not to stare
at me. And let me know if anybody else is staring at me."
"Does this look like ringworm to you?"
"Hurry up and eat, because I’ve got to get home in time for
'Star Trek.'"
"Do you like this shirt? Me too. I wear it every day."
"No, the fries are only half-price if you get the burger AND
the milkshake! What the hell's the matter with you?! Can't
you read?! Are you stupid?!"
"Can I borrow your phone, I gotta call my parole officer..."
"You look a lot like my daughter"
2006-12-12 01:19:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
first date
2006-12-12 01:00:08 · answer #2 · answered by Orlando Bloom lover 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"This is my apartment, but don't break anything, or you'll have to pay for it."
"Here, have a tic-tac. It's on me."
(To the waitress) "Could I have your phone number?"
"Before we go back to my place -- you're not afraid of cockroaches, are you?"
"I really had a good time tonight, uh, um, what the hell was your name again?"
"Hey, check out the babe sittin' in the corner. Wow, what a body!"
"What? Oh, I thought you were paying."
"Nice dress. I have one at home just like it."
"So my hand slipped, and the knife cut about half an inch into my thumb, and the blood was gushing all over the place, so I went to the emergency room to have it stitched up, but it kept throbbing, and swelling, and, oh, but I see you're eating."
"I want to move out, but my mom really needs me. And, who else is gonna make my lunch? And my bed? And clean my room?"
"No, I don't have a job. I spend all my time in the basement. I'm building a submarine, when I'm not playing with my inflatable doll."
(Looking at her plate) "Are you going to finish that?"
"The mother ship will be returning next June. Then I'll be leaving for Neptune. Hey, here's a thought. You should come with me!"
"My old girlfriend, Lisa, was so beautiful. She looked kind of like you. I used to bring her here all the time. Do you mind if I call you Lisa?"
"Well, I don't go out in public all too often. And I don't like to be touched, so don't touch me. And try not to stare at me. And let me know if anybody else is staring at me."
2006-12-12 02:09:17 · answer #3 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you like warts?
Will you marry me and have my satanic love child
Your mums sexy
Which one of my organs would you like me to leave you when I die?
S & M which one do you prefer?
Can I try your make up?
I love the taste of blood
Drink driving is a skill I have perfected
I have been in 5 prisons which one do you think was my favourite?
I would love to watch you sleep
There is no such thing as stalking, it is just a form of love
Would you like to see my collection of bombs?
Shooting things is fun, have you any spare pets you don't need?
How long could you hold your breath for, if I held you under water?
I collect anoraks from around the world
I sleep in the bath as I wet the bed
If I am paying the bill I will expect to be sexually satisfied later
2006-12-12 01:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would You Like To See My Itchings?
2006-12-12 01:06:37 · answer #5 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" no problem giving birth with those hips"
no. JOking.
try not to be rude, don't go over yourself, you'll never know when if you or the date of yours is compatible.
well , heres one :
" You're smokingly HOT babe! Now can we **** now?"
" ______________ doesn't look good on you, you should try considering other things." ( doesn't work sometimes)
2006-12-12 01:09:00 · answer #6 · answered by jaydee03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wanna fook?
I've just farted?
Did you come on a motor bike?
Who dressed you?
Your not as hot as I remembered!
Is this Alcoholics Anonymous?
I wish these voices would leave me alone for just a couple of hours!
So......I used to be a man/women!
Shhhhhhhh their listening!!
What do you want from McDonalds....my treat
You really remind me of Jade Goody
You'd be the 4th person I've slept with today
Don't you hate it when jiz runs down your leg
I think I've just wee'd myself
The list goes on,. hope i've helped!
2006-12-12 01:02:56 · answer #7 · answered by pinead101 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really like you, or even worse, I love you.
Do not scare people off, you can't love or even like someone a lot after just one date.
2006-12-16 00:54:49 · answer #8 · answered by 13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Senior citizen first date. "Man, you got a great looking hump."
2006-12-12 13:42:20 · answer #9 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before we start - how much did the ad say for the whole night ?
2006-12-12 01:00:57 · answer #10 · answered by Moosehound 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋