A man finds a sandwich in the middle of the pavement and there are 2 wires sticking out of it.
He phones the police. The police man says " is it ticking"
The man goes " No i think its beef"!
Old but good!
2006-12-11 23:47:57 · 17 answers · asked by dm_overton 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Soon to be hot roast beef ? haha
2006-12-12 00:31:35 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect
2006-12-11 23:51:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-12 02:26:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL 6/10
2006-12-12 00:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my girlfriend told me that last night and did the worst irish accent ever
2006-12-12 02:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took me a second... lol corny funny.
2006-12-12 00:04:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...amusing hunni
2006-12-11 23:50:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheesy but made me giggle anyway!
2006-12-11 23:49:15 · answer #8 · answered by Kerri 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cheesy ha-ha
2006-12-11 23:55:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o i get it ha ha
2006-12-11 23:51:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋