HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife
along the way, flash her.
3. Flex your manly physique (not!) in the mirror & suck in your gut to see if you have pecs.
4. Turn on water.
5. Flex again & make the most handsome face possible. (Wink if desired)
(exhale already, exhale)
6. Get in the shower.
7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth.(you don't use one)
8. Wash your face.
9. Wash your armpits.
10. Wash penis & surrounding area.
11. Wash your @ss.
12. Shampoo your hair.(Yes people, this comes after washing your @SS)
(Look at conditioner, put it down)
13. Make a shampoo mohawk.
14. Open the door look at yourself in the mirror. (Put on best ‘Elvis’ face possible)
15. Pee down the drain (Some where around this time, Fart at will)
16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.
17. Return to bedroom wearing towel, walk past girlfriend/wife once more, flash again.
18. Lay on bed naked & wet, hoping the flash aroused the girlfriend/wife.
19. Yell out to your girlfriend/wife to let her know you're on the bed naked.
20. Fall asleep zzzzzzzzzzzz
2006-12-11 23:14:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry but im a girl and i take my clothes off in the bathroom and i wash my hair first my feet are last and my bf that i live with takes his clothes off in the bathroom too and washes his *** last so its not true weirdo
2006-12-11 23:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by terri l 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-05 05:18:05 · answer #2 · answered by sashi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got it down to the T. Well done.
2006-12-12 04:50:45 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 Funny....That is a man for ya!!
2006-12-11 23:26:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That sounds just about right! LOL.
2006-12-12 10:09:07 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But...
That's what my mrs does!..?
2006-12-11 23:20:27 · answer #6 · answered by spacəmɐn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are so funny
2006-12-11 23:16:26 · answer #7 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-12 01:13:07 · answer #8 · answered by jaydee03 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋