...is a really horrible girl. She controls my boyfriend and tells him when he can and can't see me and interferes in everything. She hates me. So the other night, I tried to sit down and talk to her, I took her out for a drink and tried to ask her what her problem was. She said she hates me as her brother should be with her best friend and not me and she will do anything in her power to split us up. She got really angry and insisted I drive her home. Instead I drove her to the nearest shipping yard, knocked her out and put her in a shipping container bound for Hong Kong. I only did it as a joke, she was still breathing and stuff. This was a week ago, my boyfriend hasn't heard from her, (he hears from her every day) he is getting suspicious! I'm worried I will get found out, what shall I do?
2006-12-11 22:38:27 · 21 answers · asked by Jo_Diva 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I expect by now your boyfriends sister is on her way to Hong Kong in the shipping container. I would expect her to be arriving in Hong Kong fairly soon. However, I shouldn't worry too much. It is likely that she will be captured and held under illegal immigration charges when she reaches Hong Kong and I expect your boyfriend won't be hearing from her for quite some time. My advice to you is get a strong alibi for the night she "disappeared" then enjoy the time with your boyfriend without his annoying sister. It wouldn’t be a bad idea to compile some "evidence" for her illegal immigration plans as well.... just to make sure she's imprisoned in Hong Kong for a few years yet.
2006-12-11 23:57:10 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If there is an ounce of truth in the criminal aspect of this story then I am afraid that you made a very grave mistake in life.
Fortunately I have a little more faith in you than that and presume you to be a prankster. If that is the case then kindly do not joke about serious matters.
Presuming the first part is true however, you need to communicate with your boyfriend. Tell him your hopes and your fears. If he doesn't respond appropriately then you should look for a less manipulated boyfriend...
2006-12-11 22:43:50 · answer #2 · answered by shadow_cup 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol. go you! Shouldnt u tell ur boyfriend so he can have a good laugh too? Then at least hes found out from u!
2006-12-11 23:08:21 · answer #3 · answered by Laura B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh dear oh dear oh dear, you really need to think about what you are going to do, if she has gone to hong kong whe will have no proof of who she is and could be in alot of trouble. confess and pay the consequenses!!!
2006-12-11 23:48:15 · answer #4 · answered by Kirsty N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Immigrate and come back as an Asylum Seeker.
2006-12-11 23:28:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
IMAO you got rid of the b.i.t.c.h, be happy!
And on the plus side, him worrying about her will only bring you closer to each other.
If she does come back - deny it to the end
2006-12-11 23:04:45 · answer #6 · answered by benn26k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you saw his sister working in the local chinese restuarant and she said she was eloping with the chef to Honk Kong. lmfao
2006-12-11 22:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
she's prolly eating fried rat in some japanese back street right now.....don't worry too much, as long as she's eating, she'll survive through christmas....now you and your fella can have some peace and quiet for a change....by the way don't bother getting her a christmas prezzie...she don't deserve it
2006-12-11 22:50:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think your bf should be honored that you would go to such great lengths to save the relationship...if he doesn't understand, you might want to send him on the same voyage.
2006-12-11 22:43:02 · answer #9 · answered by Poster22 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
God you've got a vivid imagination Love
2006-12-11 22:45:19 · answer #10 · answered by D D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋