I cannot go to school today because...
2006-12-11 22:18:32 · 12 answers · asked by freegrounds 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dear teacher,
i cant go to school today because i was up all night researching about excuses for not going to school. i did make my homework though, i was supposed to include it in this letter but unfortunately i already sealed the envelop.
oh yeah, im not feeling well also, look: cough, cough. i dont think i can make it tomorrow either, because i will have menstruation pains tomorrow.
thanks for understanding,
richard
2006-12-12 00:05:32 · answer #1 · answered by Michelle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best excuse to give to your teacher is " I cannot go to school today because i have an appointment with the doctor".
2006-12-11 22:21:31 · answer #2 · answered by Alimj786 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I have food poisoning because I cannot keep anything down...I just puke everywhere. I've got a fever and am feeling very lethargic.
NB: This cannot be proved wrong, you can get a real doctors note by giving this excuse.
2006-12-11 22:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by rishi_is_awake 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
. . . I have lost my way in life.
. . . In my mind, It's Saturday; and it is a Playday.
. . . I deserve a break today.
. . . I'm mourning the UN's loss of Dr. Annon.
2006-12-11 22:24:54 · answer #4 · answered by me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a slacker and a loser. I want to grow up to be a village idiot. I have no goals or ambitions and want to lay in bed for the rest of my life.
2006-12-11 22:20:24 · answer #5 · answered by Trollhair 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Keep it simple: I am not feeling well...
but really, I am with Trollhair's answer....she hit the nail on the head!!
2006-12-11 22:50:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....the dog ate my legs. Well, it makes a change from the dog eating your homework, dunnit?
2006-12-11 22:22:07 · answer #7 · answered by lou b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i broke my leg on the way to school.
2006-12-11 22:20:33 · answer #8 · answered by quincy m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a conjectivities
2006-12-11 22:26:32 · answer #9 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a psychiatric appointment at lunch....
2006-12-11 22:22:11 · answer #10 · answered by Nicky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋