a geezer sat chilling in his chair.wen his irate mrs storms in and wallops him with a rolin pin...wo wo wo he screams wots that all about..so she shows him the peice of paper out of his jeans..with the words mary-ellen written on it..he said you stupuid cow that is a tip the lads give me at work for ascot.i wrote it down so i would nt forget the name..so she shuffled back in to the kitchen feeling bad..the day after he was sat again in his fav chair..she only comes flying back in and banjos him with the frying pan.....he said whats that for?.................your horse phoned she replied
2006-12-11 22:09:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now he has 2 nags!
2006-12-11 22:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO! This one has made my day! Reminds me of the time a woman called from pub, saying she was having my Dad's baby. My mother nonpulsed replied that she had to meet her, it would be a miracle considering Dad had been fixed!
FORFLMAO! The girly hung up fast!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
None the less...A Wicked Happy Christmas to everyone!
Peace and prosperity to all!
2006-12-12 06:26:27 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd lol 8/10
2006-12-12 11:20:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha a talking horse
have I misunderstood?
2006-12-12 06:38:09 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he, very funny...got any more good jokes? i'm at work bored and could do with some entertainment!
2006-12-12 06:19:02 · answer #5 · answered by Miss Tickle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
food
2006-12-12 06:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke!!
2006-12-12 07:46:08 · answer #7 · answered by dm_overton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO excellent ROFL ta!!!!!
2006-12-12 06:12:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funeeeeeeeeee
2006-12-12 07:00:20 · answer #9 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. A Classic. LOL.
Have a great evening, and thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-12 18:27:41 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋