3 boys were sat at the breakfast table. Mom asks first kid "what do you want for breakfast son?" "I'll have some f*cking cornflakes.". WALLOP! Mom smacks him round the head. She asks second boy "What do you want for breakfast son?" "I'll have some f*cking cornflakes." SMACK! She whacks him round the head. "what do you want for breakfast?" she asks the third boy. "Well I'd be a c*nt to ask for cornflakes".......
2006-12-11 21:56:07 · 19 answers · asked by singa_dude 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
boys aren't c*nts,, so better: I'd be an a$$hole to ask for cornflakes, considering what these two bastards just got" heh.
2006-12-11 21:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't think you told it right. The third boy shoulda said, "Well, I don't want no f**king cornflakes". It makes the concept a bit clearer
2006-12-11 22:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Waeouih!! Awful!! 2 /10.
2006-12-11 23:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by 2HOT2HOLD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probablyl 8/10
2006-12-11 23:59:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-30 11:33:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not all that but I'm really cracking up.lol. 8/10
2006-12-11 23:06:47 · answer #6 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before but with a slightly different punchline. The third one says................I don't know but I sure as hell don't want any f@!#ing pancakes
2006-12-11 22:29:19 · answer #7 · answered by xox_bass_player_xox 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
F**king Horrible story
Rated *****
2006-12-11 21:59:43 · answer #8 · answered by Don 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. i rate you 9 out of 10. that joke was funny.
2006-12-11 22:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by Alimj786 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm glad i don't eat cornflakes! it's pretty funny.
2006-12-11 22:13:47 · answer #10 · answered by michelle d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋